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My name is Chase, I'm seventeen and Homestuck, sorry. If you can make me laugh there's a good chance I'll force my friendship onto you. I blog about anything I find funny, so if you follow me prepare for a shit storm of dumbness.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

He loves it

I’m reblogging this again I mean

My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you

swaggity-swell-i-ship-destiel:

I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:

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TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS

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OR THIS

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I MEAN HOLY CRAP THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.

IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

apriki:

Palace of the Winds in Jaipur, India (x)

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert celebrate Women’s History Month.